I was a virgin when I met my husband at So when I divorced him at 35, I had to make up for some lost time. I decided to date as much as I wanted to. Three months into my own personal root revival, I had in fact, much to my surprise, learned a lot about myself. Those dudes were actually the best fucks, because no one was restrained by inhibitions — there was no judgement because there was no friendship. You could be demanding and selfish and usually, he liked it like that. Another thing I learned is that I could fuck someone and not think about them again. I could forget their name a week later.

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You never noticed how the repetitive motion of your head is basically like a baby being rocked to sleep! If you fall asleep with a penis in your mouth, does that make you the coolest and most chill girlfriend ever, or will he think you have just died? The second your mind is off technique and on something else A meeting at work tomorrow? How your childhood stuffed animal is watching you both like a weird inanimate perv? Toothless Old Person. When you are so concerned about teeth because no. It's all real sexy. Forget bat mitzvahs: The day you learn that you can mostly use your hand and create the illusion that you are putting an entire erect penis in your mouth is the day you really become a woman.
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I gave my very first blow job when I was 17 years old. He was my age and we hardly knew each other. We went to a Degrassi signing at the mall before going back to my house to watch The Life Aquatic. Yes, this is a true story. We started making out after the movie on my couch, and I realized we should probably go to my bedroom because I think my mom was going to be coming home or something. He started to feel me up and my shirt came off.
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